Classical Ritual

A classical ritual is the oldest ritual to worship egg ever recorded, dating back to around the year 6,000 B.C.E. This ritual is known to be one of the more reliable rituals that can be used to worship egg.

The first step of this ritual is to place a large bird egg on a pedestal made of wood. the pedestal must be at least 3 meters tall and at most 10 centimeters in width. Once the egg has been balanced at the top, 4 things meaningful to a given animal must be placed at the foot of the stand (the more intelligent, the better). Once the objects have been placed, the given animal must then be slaughtered and its remains wrapped around the pole to dry in the sun. the skin, lungs, liver, kidneys, and intestines may be taken out of the corpse to discard or to use for other purposes. The innards should be twirled in a conic formation around the ritualistic pole, with more at the bottom and remains gradually thinning out towards the top of the pole.

At the top of the pole, the permanent tooth of the ritual organizer must be placed within the egg without breaking it, and the organizer must then also cut a gash on the lower side of their arm and draw a heptagram inscribed within a circle using their own blood. When the organizer has sacrificed their time and blood and teeth for egg, it will not be enough, they must prove their faith in egg by then consuming the egg balanced at the top of the tower raw. Then will the good egg looketh upon thy and bless thy with the blessing of egg.